englisch SMS

Ich habe ein Kondom für dich!

auf englisch: I have a present for you.

the rediculous thing is to chnage a wife........when u loose an friend for that....when you change 1....but otherwise u loose 2 friends......when u change the other 1......so what would u do?

Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime

Love begins with a smile, goes on with kiss and ends with tears.




Give your smile to everyone, but give you love to only one.

The day
when i forget you is than when i close my eyes forever

We are angels in the sky, together we can fly.

i`m coming to your mother and then coming your father and a little bit later coming your brother and then coming your sister and then we make a nice family

Love is a name, sex is a game, forget the name and play the game

Love is a good Job. But thinking loving isn´t a good Job...

I have two things in my live you and my Teddy my Teddy is for the nigth and you are forever.

If your girlfriend gets a baby join the army or the navy

Sleep very well in your quikli Bettgestell and when you fall runter then you sleep drunter

Love is hard to find easy to lose and difficult to forget

I love you, you love me, come we make a family!

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Love is an name,
sex is a game,
forget the name
and play the game!!!

Ich Liebe you´re Eyes ,
weil sie very nice.
Und dann look at me ,
aber don´t forget at me.
Mein HErz schlägt ,
tick tack for you
because: I LOVE You

The day I will stop lovin you, is the day when I close my eyes 4 ever.



Whatever I get, whatever I have, it won´t be enough because it won´t be you.



I’m a lady and not a game, so don’t play with me.

I miss your Love
I miss your smile
iI miss your kisses,but the most I miss is you!!! I Love you Cisse deine Daniela

I Love you so much,but I cant you tuch,you are so far from me,but in my dreams i can you see

You are so nice, you are so sweet, auf deutsch gesagt: Ich hab dich lieb

Give your smile to everyone but give your love to only 1

my sweetly rabbit,i will kill you,to you break off your head and you destroy!i will keepyour head as recollection,because i do not forget you!

What think men about sex? Age 8 ignore it, 18 experience it, 28 look 4 it, 38 ask 4 it, 58 pay 4 it, 68 pray 4 it, 78 4get it!

Life is too short not to talk straight!

You make me very confusing in my head, just come to me and give me your shoulder to lay back!
When you are there, you will be my Teddybär!!!
Then you are close to me, and you will see how much you mean to me!!

Du bist mehr als nur ein Traum,
denn welcher Traum kann Herzen klauen?
Nachts bist du nah,
tags bist du fern,
seitdem ich dich kenn,
schlaf ich gern.

Love is like a kind of gold, it’s hard to find and hard to hold

IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN U AND SMILE, I WILL CHOOSE U, BECAUSE I CAN NOT SMILE WITHOUT U!!!!!!!!

LOVE IS LOVE, LOVE IS U, I LOVE LOVE, SO I LOVE U!!